Dog Sitter Wanted

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Dog Sitter Wanted

The employment opportunities offered on Craigslist are amazing.

dog sitter wanted ! (rio hotel)

compensation: cash hourly ! 

looking for someone who is good with dogs who can watch them in my suite at the Rio 
candidate should be youthful, spontaneous and attire should be girl next door
please respond with your age and pic or description and salary demands
open minded candidates will receive a christmas bonus

I consider myself a dog person. Henry The Dog, my dog is well mannered and is a registered therapy dog and we have volunteered at many places. I also dog sit and have helped owners with their dogs when they have had issues. What a great opportunity it would be to help someone who is visiting Las Vegas and dog sit.

The poster stated that they are willing to pay cash, I do accept PayPal as well. I believe I am well qualified to watch a dog in a suite at The Rio Hotel.

Youthful, what age is youthful? I am not sure how youthful fits into the equation of great dog care, and I am sure my experience would outweigh the youth requirement.

Spontaneous, if I know what the dates are, I can make myself generally available, so no problem. Attire, the girl next door. According to urbandictionary.com the definition of girl next door “Every guy may have his specific girl-next-door prototype, but in general, she’s the girl whom you always admired from afar and were afraid to approach, fearing that any erotic projection toward her would ruin her image as a decent, pure and almost virginal womanly ideal.” I am beginning to think I am not a candidate for this position.

The poster needs my age and a pic or a description. I could go on the Strip and find a “massage” card that the hawkers hand out with a scantily clad female and maybe send him that! Salary requirements will be more than dog sitting. My favorite part of the ad, I would receive a Christmas bonus if I am open minded! Well it is Las Vegas, but what he wants is not legal in this county. I will continue my search…

 

 

 

 

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2 responses »

  1. I don’t think the scantily clad is what this dude is looking for and the dog sitting bit is just a ploy. He wants a young naive (hopefully virginal) child/girl to add to his list of conquests. You are way to smart desertmoonwoman to be taken in by a yoyo. Wish you could teach the younger.generation how to spot the “creeps” in today’s world.

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